{"title":"ALL PRODUCTS","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"syndor-limited-run-edition","title":"\"Sydnor\" - Limited Run Edition","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"153\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"104\"\u003eSydnor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"104\" data-end=\"107\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"107\" data-end=\"151\"\u003eLimited Edition of 100 — Signed \u0026amp; Numbered\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"155\" data-end=\"226\"\u003e100% solid bronze. Hand-polished. Clear-coated. Built to outlast you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"360\"\u003eMeet Sydnor: a three-piece bronze middle finger to the world. Mohawked head. Two detachable, unapologetic birds. Zero subtlety.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"362\" data-end=\"516\"\u003eSydnor isn’t here to whisper—he’s here to shout. Maybe he’s:\u003cbr data-start=\"422\" data-end=\"425\"\u003e– Done with conformity\u003cbr data-start=\"447\" data-end=\"450\"\u003e– Over your bullsh*t\u003cbr data-start=\"470\" data-end=\"473\"\u003e– Or just making his stance crystal clear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"518\" data-end=\"563\"\u003eEither way, he’s flipping off the ordinary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"677\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"574\"\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"577\"\u003e– Weight: 1 lb 4 oz\u003cbr data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"599\"\u003e– Limited to 100 editions\u003cbr data-start=\"624\" data-end=\"627\"\u003e– Individually numbered \u0026amp; signed by Daniel Stern\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"819\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"693\"\u003eIn the Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"696\"\u003e✔ Mohawked bronze head\u003cbr data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"721\"\u003e✔ Two detachable bronze fingers\u003cbr data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"755\"\u003e✔ Certificate of rebellion (aka your signed, numbered edition)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47811968041202,"sku":null,"price":350.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/8306\/9170\/files\/Syndor.jpg?v=1758043685"},{"product_id":"juanita-limited-run-edition-copy","title":"\"Juanita\" - Limited Run Edition","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"172\" data-start=\"112\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"123\" data-start=\"112\"\u003eJuanita\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"126\" data-start=\"123\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"170\" data-start=\"126\"\u003eLimited Edition of 100 — Signed \u0026amp; Numbered\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"245\" data-start=\"174\"\u003e100% solid bronze. Hand-polished. Clear-coated. Built to outlast you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"471\" data-start=\"247\"\u003eJuanita is the bronze guardian of quiet strength and unspoken stories. Underneath the low-pulled beanie, steady gaze, and fists that don’t flinch- is a loving friend who will always be there for her squad. She’s grace with grit, ready to rise, swing, or simply stare you down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"580\" data-start=\"473\"\u003eMaybe she’s:\u003cbr data-end=\"488\" data-start=\"485\"\u003e– Healed from her last breakup\u003cbr data-end=\"514\" data-start=\"511\"\u003e– Taking five before round two\u003cbr data-end=\"547\" data-start=\"544\"\u003e– Politely ready to throw hands\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"632\" data-start=\"582\"\u003eEither way, Juanita is resilience cast in bronze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"721\" data-start=\"634\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"643\" data-start=\"634\"\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"646\" data-start=\"643\"\u003e– Weight: 2 lb\u003cbr data-end=\"663\" data-start=\"660\"\u003e– Individually signed \u0026amp; numbered by Daniel Stern (1–100)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"848\" data-start=\"723\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"737\" data-start=\"723\"\u003eIn the Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"740\" data-start=\"737\"\u003e✔ Bronze head with textured beanie\u003cbr data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"774\"\u003e✔ Two clenched bronze fists\u003cbr data-end=\"807\" data-start=\"804\"\u003e✔ Your numbered badge of quiet ferocity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1015\" data-start=\"850\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47812024107250,"sku":null,"price":350.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/8306\/9170\/files\/Juanita.jpg?v=1758044166"},{"product_id":"florence-limited-run-edition-copy-copy","title":"\"Florence\" - Limited Run Edition","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"154\" data-start=\"93\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"105\" data-start=\"93\"\u003eFlorence\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"108\" data-start=\"105\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"152\" data-start=\"108\"\u003eLimited Edition of 100 — Signed \u0026amp; Numbered\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"227\" data-start=\"156\"\u003e100% solid bronze. Hand-polished. Clear-coated. Built to outlast you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"421\" data-start=\"229\"\u003eMeet Florence—the bronze embodiment of “I heard that.” Updo on point, hands creeping into view, and eyes that don’t miss a thing. She’s not dramatic—just expertly judging from the sidelines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"544\" data-start=\"423\"\u003eMaybe she’s:\u003cbr data-end=\"438\" data-start=\"435\"\u003e– Eavesdropping on the next room\u003cbr data-end=\"473\" data-start=\"470\"\u003e– Monitoring neighborhood drama\u003cbr data-end=\"507\" data-start=\"504\"\u003e- Spilling the tea to her hairdresser\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"598\" data-start=\"546\"\u003eEither way, Florence’s stare does all the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"680\" data-start=\"600\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"609\" data-start=\"600\"\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"612\" data-start=\"609\"\u003e– Weight: 1 lb 12 oz\u003cbr data-end=\"635\" data-start=\"632\"\u003e– Signed \u0026amp; numbered by Daniel Stern (1–100)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"808\" data-start=\"682\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"696\" data-start=\"682\"\u003eIn the Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"699\" data-start=\"696\"\u003e✔ Bronze head with iconic updo\u003cbr data-end=\"732\" data-start=\"729\"\u003e✔ Two sneaky bronze hands\u003cbr data-end=\"760\" data-start=\"757\"\u003e✔ Your limited-edition dose of side-eye energy\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47812067361010,"sku":null,"price":350.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/8306\/9170\/files\/Florence.jpg?v=1758044140"},{"product_id":"dunstan-limited-run-edition","title":"\"Dunstan\" - Limited Run Edition","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"63\" data-end=\"123\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"63\" data-end=\"74\"\u003eDunstan\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"74\" data-end=\"77\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"121\"\u003eLimited Edition of 100 — Signed \u0026amp; Numbered\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"196\"\u003e100% solid bronze. Hand-polished. Clear-coated. Built to outlast you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"350\"\u003eMeet Dunstan—windswept hair, shades always on, shakas up. Too chill to explain himself, too smooth to care. He’s not flexing—he already landed the trick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"352\" data-end=\"456\"\u003eMaybe he’s:\u003cbr data-start=\"363\" data-end=\"366\"\u003e– Just scored something big\u003cbr data-start=\"393\" data-end=\"396\"\u003e– Mid-ziplining in Costa Rica story (again)\u003cbr data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"423\"\u003e– Subtely sizing you up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"506\"\u003eDunstan’s energy? On a permanent vibe check\u003cem data-start=\"495\" data-end=\"504\"\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"508\" data-end=\"587\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"508\" data-end=\"517\"\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"520\"\u003e– Weight: 1 lb 8 oz\u003cbr data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"542\"\u003e– Signed \u0026amp; numbered by Daniel Stern (1–100)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"727\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"603\"\u003eIn the Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"606\"\u003e✔ Bronze head with slick coif + shades\u003cbr data-start=\"644\" data-end=\"647\"\u003e✔ Two shaka-throwing bronze hands\u003cbr data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"683\"\u003e✔ Your personal supply of laid-back legend\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47812093477106,"sku":null,"price":350.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/8306\/9170\/files\/Dunstan.jpg?v=1758044119"},{"product_id":"carmichael-limited-run-edition","title":"\"Carmichael\" - Limited Run Edition","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"125\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"76\"\u003eCarmichael\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"76\" data-end=\"79\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"79\" data-end=\"123\"\u003eLimited Edition of 100 — Signed \u0026amp; Numbered\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"127\" data-end=\"193\"\u003eSolid bronze. Hand-polished. Clear-coated. Built to outlast you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"347\"\u003eMeet Carmichael — sly grin, cool hat, and two peace signs at the ready. He’s all “peace and love,” but that side-eye says he’s clocking \u003cem data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"345\"\u003eeverything.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"472\"\u003eMaybe he’s:\u003cbr data-start=\"360\" data-end=\"363\"\u003e– Defusing drama with a casual grin\u003cbr data-start=\"398\" data-end=\"401\"\u003e– Peeking in like, “Yo, what’d I miss?”\u003cbr data-start=\"440\" data-end=\"443\"\u003e– Reading the room… and you\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"474\" data-end=\"553\"\u003eCarmichael is the diplomat of cool — the guy you want when things get weird.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"634\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"564\"\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"567\"\u003e– Weight: 1 lb 3 oz\u003cbr data-start=\"586\" data-end=\"589\"\u003e– Signed \u0026amp; numbered by Daniel Stern (1–100)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"785\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"650\"\u003eIn the Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"653\"\u003e✔ Bronze head with stylish hat + watchful eyes\u003cbr data-start=\"699\" data-end=\"702\"\u003e✔ Two peace-sign bronze hands\u003cbr data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"734\"\u003e✔ A lifetime supply of “relaxed but alert” energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"946\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47812113957106,"sku":null,"price":350.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/8306\/9170\/files\/Carmichael_FRONT.jpg?v=1758044107"},{"product_id":"angelique","title":"Angelique","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLimited Edition of 100, Signed \u0026amp; Numbered\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e100% solid bronze. Hand-polished. Clear-coated. Built to outlast you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAngelique is the bronze embodiment of \"Don't worry about it.\" Head high, feet freshly done, not a hair out of place. She's not asking for attention, she's just used to getting it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMaybe she's:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOverdue for a pedicure but still flawless\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eMaking you rethink all of your life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eFully aware she's the best-looking person in the room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eConfidence, cast in bronze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSpecs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Weight: 1 lb 2 oz\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Individually signed \u0026amp; numbered by Daniel Stern (1–100)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn the Box\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Bronze head with commanding gaze\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e A pair of perfectly poised bronze feet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Your limited-edition dose of \"she knows\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49850186989810,"sku":null,"price":350.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/8306\/9170\/files\/angelique.heic?v=1785159463"},{"product_id":"teller","title":"Teller","description":"\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLimited Edition of 100, Signed \u0026amp; Numbered\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e100% solid bronze. Hand-polished. Clear-coated. Built to outlast you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMeet Teller, apple balanced on his head, eyes fixed somewhere between disbelief and destiny. Like Isaac Newton, William Tell and Adam and Eve, people with apples on their heads are usually at the moment just before the story gets good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMaybe he's:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eWorking out the physics of the situation in real time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eAbout to say \"wait, wait, hold on a second\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOne bad idea away from becoming mythological\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLegend in the making, cast in bronze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSpecs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• Weight: 1 lb 8 oz\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• Signed \u0026amp; numbered by Daniel Stern (1–100)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn the Box\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Bronze head, apple included, gaze fully committed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Two bronze hands, mid \"hold up, let me explain\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Your personal piece of the moment before it all clicked\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49850188628210,"sku":null,"price":350.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/8306\/9170\/files\/teller.heic?v=1785159740"},{"product_id":"dmitri","title":"Dmitri","description":"\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLimited Edition of 100, Signed \u0026amp; Numbered\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e100% solid bronze. Hand-polished. Clear-coated. Built to outlast you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDmitri is inscrutable- listening, watching and by his own quiet admission, not to be trusted. Maybe it's the hat, but the vibe reads unmistakably like a threat wearing a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMaybe he's:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eRunning a background check on you right now\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eCool as ice, guns drawn, no comment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOne raised eyebrow away from an international incident\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eTrust issues, cast in bronze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSpecs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• Weight: 1 lb 8 oz\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• Signed \u0026amp; numbered by Daniel Stern (1–100)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn the Box\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Bronze head, unreadable and unbothered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Two bronze hands, finger guns loaded and cocked\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Your limited-edition dose of \"should I be worried\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49850189512946,"sku":null,"price":350.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/8306\/9170\/files\/dmitri.heic?v=1785159849"},{"product_id":"barry","title":"Barry","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLimited Edition of 100, Signed \u0026amp; Numbered\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e100% solid bronze. Hand-polished. Clear-coated. Built to outlast you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBarry wonders- is he crunching numbers or are the numbers crunching him? He holds on to the memory of his high school rock band and wonders why his life choices since then just don't add up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMaybe he's praying for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eA day off\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eA decent slice of cake\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eHelp finding the glasses that are already on his head\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eQuiet desperation, cast in bronze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSpecs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• Weight: 1 lb 8 oz\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• Signed \u0026amp; numbered by Daniel Stern (1–100)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn the Box\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Bronze head, glasses on, spirit slightly broken\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Two open bronze hands, hoping for a miracle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Your limited-edition dose of \"I just need one good thing to happen\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49850190758130,"sku":null,"price":350.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/8306\/9170\/files\/barry.heic?v=1785159921"},{"product_id":"lincoln","title":"Lincoln","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLimited Edition of 100, Signed \u0026amp; Numbered\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e100% solid bronze. Hand-polished. Clear-coated. Built to outlast you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLincoln calls out what needs calling out, unafraid to take a stand, or a knee. He's got more soul than should be legally allowed and more moves than a chess grandmaster and a can of worms combined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMaybe he's:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eNaming the problem nobody else will say out loud\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ePointing out what a great job you're doing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eChallenging you to lend a hand and love thy neighbor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eRighteous leadership, cast in bronze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSpecs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Weight: 1 lb 8 oz\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Signed \u0026amp; numbered by Daniel Stern (1–100)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn the Box\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Bronze head, afro fully deployed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Two bronze hands, one pointed, one about to drop a move\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Your limited-edition dose of \"pay attention and get on beat\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49850192855282,"sku":null,"price":350.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/8306\/9170\/files\/lincoln.heic?v=1785159981"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.danielstern.art\/collections\/all-products.oembed","provider":"Daniel Stern Art","version":"1.0","type":"link"}