{"product_id":"dmitri","title":"Dmitri","description":"\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLimited Edition of 100, Signed \u0026amp; Numbered\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e100% solid bronze. Hand-polished. Clear-coated. Built to outlast you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDmitri is inscrutable- listening, watching and by his own quiet admission, not to be trusted. Maybe it's the hat, but the vibe reads unmistakably like a threat wearing a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMaybe he's:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eRunning a background check on you right now\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eCool as ice, guns drawn, no comment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOne raised eyebrow away from an international incident\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eTrust issues, cast in bronze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSpecs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• Weight: 1 lb 8 oz\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• Signed \u0026amp; numbered by Daniel Stern (1–100)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn the Box\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Bronze head, unreadable and unbothered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Two bronze hands, finger guns loaded and cocked\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e Your limited-edition dose of \"should I be worried\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49850189512946,"sku":null,"price":350.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/8306\/9170\/files\/dmitri.heic?v=1785159849","url":"https:\/\/www.danielstern.art\/products\/dmitri","provider":"Daniel Stern Art","version":"1.0","type":"link"}