(a.k.a. The Fine Print with Personality)

First things first, YES, shipping is free.

Each bronze sculpture is part of a limited edition—once they’re gone, they’re gone forever. You’re not just buying art—you’re adopting a rare creature from Dan’s studio menagerie.

Sculptures are lovingly wrapped, padded, and double-checked so they can survive the journey from Daniel's studio straight to your door.

All sales are final. Once they’re in your hands, they’re yours to treasure. If something wild happens in transit and your sculpture arrives injured, let us know within 48 hours (photos help!) so we can work with the carrier to make it right.

Rare art, packed with care, delivered with love, and no take-backs—just the way Dan intended.

Quick shipping note from Daniel:

You’re welcome. Free Shipping?!

Come on!  It doesn’t get any better than that. My promise is to get it out the door of my studio in 7-10 days if it is in stock.

At this point, I am only making 25 of each sculpture at a time because I have no idea if people will actually buy this stuff and there are only so many times I can give them as gifts and stocking-stuffers. It will take the bronze foundry about 4 weeks to cast the next 25, so it could take up to 6 weeks to be able to ship the next batch. Once these start selling out like hotcakes, I will have a much more efficient system in place but right now, it’s kind of just me. So think of it this way— if it’s late, it will be an even more accurate expression of who I am as an artist… But Free Shipping, am I right?!