Limited Edition of 100, Signed & Numbered

100% solid bronze. Hand-polished. Clear-coated. Built to outlast you.

Dmitri is inscrutable- listening, watching and by his own quiet admission, not to be trusted. Maybe it's the hat, but the vibe reads unmistakably like a threat wearing a smile.

Maybe he's:

• Running a background check on you right now
• Cool as ice, guns drawn, no comment
• One raised eyebrow away from an international incident

Trust issues, cast in bronze.

Specs

• Weight: 1 lb 8 oz

• Signed & numbered by Daniel Stern (1–100)

In the Box

✔ Bronze head, unreadable and unbothered

✔ Two bronze hands, finger guns loaded and cocked

✔ Your limited-edition dose of "should I be worried"